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♞  ▎┊ CASTIEL. 

             ❛  your blasphemous intercourse films do me no discomfort. mating is merely the way of life ; i should welcome something so normal in your life. perhaps it will keep you from making a new mistake for me to clean up.

           ▎┊《  ▓▓▓     ♞ 

               ❛    ——    you know what ? eat a DICK. i don’t need
                                  mister victoria’s secret to clean after my mistakes.
                                  but then again,  guess  what’s  a mistake to me is
                                  ruinin’  the big fish divine plan to you, ain’t it ?  ❜

♞  ▎┊ CASSTIEL. 

         ❛ you think a BROKEN down husk of a man like you can do anything to HELP? sure, maybe you can speed it along ; until then you’re MY charge & i’m not letting you out of my sight for a minute. your thoughts - your MOVEMENTS ; i’m watching & listening to everything, dean winchester.

           ▎┊《  ▓▓▓     ♞ 

                         ❛  what can i say ? hope you’re a BRAZZERS fan.  ❜

♞  ▎┊ SAMMY. 

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       patience, unlike her ^ANGER, was not something she had an abundance of. had he just been honest, perhaps she would have calmed down a little bit, left herself to sulk as she played the role of ‘techie’ for a few hours. but, no. he had to go and ask that question. jaw clenching, a hand comes to pinch at the bridge of her nose. 

                   ‘  … dean, i’m not dumb. i know it was you… ‘ 

                                       ‘ —- i mean, who else could it have been, hmm ??? oh, i know !!!
                                       casper the horny friggin’ ghost !!!  ‘ 

       okay, so maybe there was a slight potential for it to have been a ghost, especially given their line of work — however, for sam, in that moment, her brother seemed a more likely culprit. unbeknownst  to the tainted huntress, it was someone or rather something else entirely. 

             ‘ just …. ‘ a groan. ‘ — stop touchin’ my stuff, dude. seriously. ‘

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           ▎┊《  ▓▓▓     ♞ 

          OH, NO. THERE is a shower of reproof orbiting around him and a minefield underneath his stance, so he definitely shouldn’t find the whole ’ Casper, the horny ghost ’ thing amusing and he DEFINITELY didn’t need to reminiscence the fact that he’s pretty sure he saw something with a title like that stamped on it in a motel movie rental shelf long, long time ago. Mostly because it’s disconnected him from reality for a fragment of a moment and by the time he snaps out of it, he realizes that he’s heard nothing but muffles afterwards and, thus, the subtle crease of a corner of his mouth drops instantly.

                        ❛  yeah. okay. whatever. ❜ 

                ❛  but for the record  —  we wouldn’t have this talk
                          if the damn thing didn’t freeze every fuckin’ minute.  ❜

♞  ▎┊ SAM. 

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       there has always been a sense of anger within sam; since she could remember. it’s part of what made her feel like such a ^FREAK  all her life. however, with dean — she could be mellow, _UNLESS  he decided to mess with her things. that just would not fly. hazels narrow and practically pierce her mossy-eyed brother as if lasers themselves had been fired from the ocular organs. 

                    ‘ gee, ^dean …. i don’t know. !!! ‘ 

         she stands, an arm gesturing flamboyantly towards the electronic device. 

                                           ‘ what’s with you always freezin’ my friggin’ 
                                             _computer with porn !!! ??? ‘

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           ▎┊《  ▓▓▓     ♞ 

          HE’S NOT UNFAMILIAR with the unfolding of wrath before his eyes and it took a singular glance, long before her lips shape the frenzy as BULLETS, to be able to put two and two together; although  –  admittedly  –  he doesn’t really know WHY. Well, not to worry, he doesn’t have to wait too long to find out, when he casts a stunned peer upon the device, so ACCUSATORY prompted on the table with its display all ashes and dust.

                                 ❛   ————  …  ❜

                              ❛  why the hell does it always have t’ be MY fault ?  ❜

          AT THIS POINT, it would be dishonest for him to admit to having done such a thing  –  but only because he often can’t remember to save his life the PLACES he pays nocturnal visits to. Semi drunk nocturnal visits, to be exact.

♞  ▎┊ SAM. 

♔ ↘  ( sonofapie )  ┇

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        a most curiosity-provoking hunt leads sam to do as she usually does; research. 
        the motel room, for the most part, was quiet — aside from the faint sound of dean
        singing led zeppelin from the bathroom echoing in her ears. the laptop she carries
        with her everywhere they go opens as she listens to him; fingers quickly, mindlessly
        going to her keyboard to type, when suddenly … 

          ‘ what the hell ??? ‘ 

        her screen was frozen. eyes narrows in her building anger. only one person could 
        have done this, evidence provided by the site it was stuck on. sam came quite 
        close to growling. brunette locks flick over her shoulder as her head turns in the 
        direction of her brother. 

                     ‘ dean !!!! ‘ 

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           ▎┊《  ▓▓▓     ♞ 

          OH, BOY, HAS he definitely had his share of crappy motel showers over the many years when they’ve become temporary homes for the hopeless WANDERERS. So, whenever this good-shower-pressure fanatic stumbled across a specimen to break the stereotype, it was as if a few minutes of UTOPIA were raining down of him.

          WELL, THAT IS until Sam decides ( friggin’ always ) that he’s had enough for some reason and allegedly hardly manages to resist the temptation to put a premature end to his siesta. Huffing and puffing, he slams a hand over the tap, clouds of steam waltzing through the scorching air as he hastily slips into a robe and gives a few lazy ruffles to his hair, which dust off a handful of water droplets ( hardly enough to even BEGIN to dry it ). He definitely doesn’t dwell too much before firing a rejoinder, after he abruptly throws the door open and inhabits the chamber.

                             ❛  what’s it with you an’ takin’ every
                                           little moment from me ?  ❜